Rory Gilmore Adopts an Interest
in the Fourteen Stations of the
Cross
Station one exacerbate theory. Station two chug cookie dough. Station three throw up. Station four leftovers. Station five sing in public. Station six consider tossing oneself from the top floor. Station seven apply lotion. Station eight adopt Lebanese. Station nine wear black. Station ten Google “Satan.” Station eleven plead forgiveness at the hands of mother. Station twelve PARTY. Station thirteen mop. Station fourteen no more blood for your cousins.