Rory Gilmore Pays For
Her Very Own Facelift
Are you motioning toward tired? Could somebody come up behind you with a piece of wire and poor intentions? Remove your cash from your asshole and put it forth for a BRAND NEW FACE! That’s right a NEW FACE. Your face is no longer attractive. Your face is no longer appealing to peers or deviants. This is a discouraging situation; deviants will love a log if given permission. YOUR NEW FACE could land you A DREAM JOB behind a DESK in the MIDWEST! Your new face will be cookies!