Why The Chupacabra Lost
The Senior Class President
Election, My Child
When the boys heard the chupacabra
was all about the sucking,
they believed their dream of being
the meat in a fuck yeah sandwich
could finally come true.
Taking advantage of this new popularity,
the chupacabra stuffed the ballots
with husks of goats; the school smelled
like an aphrodisiac for despair
more than normal.
Beneath the chupacabra’s portrait
entombed in the senior yearbook,
you will see what the senior class
truly voted it as: “most likely
to never know what love is”.